florida yankee

A term most frequently used by other Southerners who aren't from Florida. It means the kinda guy you see drunk as hell in your local gas station who never shuts up about his long trip up I-95

"That car rolling around on the street with no driver has a Florida license plate. Must belong to that Florida Yankee inside the gas station."

by Skeeter the beater March 27, 2018

Florida

A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.

"Florida is like Satan's armpit"

by SpoopyGayBoi May 28, 2018

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

Florida Frito

The act of putting a whole bag of fritos in alligator shit and eating the fritos as if the shit was guacamole.

I saw an alligator and decided to make Florida Fritos

by Do It For The Culture October 3, 2017

Fountain florida

Home of the Crack heads, meth heads, and pit heads.

Oh, youre a drug dealer. You must be from Fountain Florida.

by Pinky09181992 April 6, 2017

Florida

God's waiting room

She went to florida...

Two months later: It was a lovely service...

by Shamen_Mass April 20, 2017

Florida Cheeseburger

The act of masterbating on a Florida beach with a large group of males while listening to the song "Cheeseburger In Paradise"

Guy 1: I went to a crazy Florida Cheeseburger last night

Guy 2: Never talk to me again. ..

by Definitions for dayz April 22, 2017