Morn-horn

Morn-horn is a contraction of morning and horn. This is the refreshing first fart in the morning. Which, if lucky, will set the standard for the remainder of the day.

"My beatch got totally pissed when I woke her up with morn-horn"
"Sounds like she doesn't appreciate quality sounds"

by Trolle March 7, 2008

Morning cheese

When you wake up and your balls smell like mold like moldy cheese

I has a dream where I was sucking toes and her whole foot was about to go in my mouth, but then i woke up and I had morning cheese

by Swolman09 December 31, 2017

Morning erosion

The act in when you wake up in the morning, and you suddenly ejaculate in your pants.

Guy1- dude whats wrong?
Guy2- i morning erosioned.
Guy1- Oh. Gross.

by richard-edward November 5, 2010

Morning Goodness

A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.

Chris had a good long dose of morning goodness today.

by Chris Brantley December 7, 2007

morning special

When you wake you boyfriend up in the morning with a blow job :)

Every day I give my boyfriend a morning special

by Etteiod March 12, 2016

morning lag

Occurs during an online Call of Duty match, particularly Search And Destroy, where during the beggining of each round there is a temporary lag that lasts anywhere from 5 to 10 seconds but disappears.

I can't stand morning lag. Everytime it happens I end up running into walls trying to rush the bomb site.

by IClutchDaily October 20, 2011

Good Morning

Lets have eggs and Bacon.

You turn me on, Gil.

Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.

Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤

by Krkič April 22, 2019