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The Holy Knight

Probably the most right of knights. Morally complete in nearly every category. Sworn on dissipating every root, branch and tree of heresy. The Holy Knight is a rank given only to the best hearted of people. People who are truly right for the most part.

To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.

Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
A: Jesus christ, look! its the holy knights.

B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
by TheHighestCourt June 7, 2021
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Holy Canoli

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .
Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?
by Professor Dino February 27, 2018
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Holy Grail

South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.
Dude, i found the holy grail.

Your telling me you found a South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.
by judgedeath01 May 25, 2021
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Holy trinity

The three hottest men to ever walk this planet and if you ever disrespect darling you will dies
Lewis Ben and Ross holy trinity
by Kkaakkaakk225 May 29, 2021
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Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".
Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.
by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010
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Holy shito

T4M4RI / ADAMMURR4Y says HOLY SHITO when they are super surprised.
“HOLY SHITO… I’M SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW!!”
by ADAMMURR4Y June 23, 2023
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Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.
Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.
by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020
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