Heaven is odd. She likes to read and when i mean i mean READ (if ykyk.) she has a very good taste in men, only the fictional ones (which is why she's superior to you.) She likes to stay fit and will one day look like the hulk. The girl has a Percy Jackson obsession which you will most likely fight her on since most pj fans attract hp fans. She procrastinates a lot but still ends up being a smart friend...? Eating is her besti which is what i stan all heavens for but donuts and milk makes her look like she's ascending into a diff universe. At the end of the day Heaven is better than you and has a big butt.
by Bulliana July 22, 2021
Get the Heavenmug. by Kasbka August 10, 2022
Get the Heavenmug. BBC Heaven is the place your girl goes to when she cheats on you/leaves you for one of the basketball people.
Person 1: “yo, what happened to your girl?”
Person 2: “Jason Luv took her to BBC heaven, all girls go to heaven and all guys go to hell.”
Person 2: “Jason Luv took her to BBC heaven, all girls go to heaven and all guys go to hell.”
by Bebeck March 12, 2025
Get the BBC Heavenmug. by urban-nerd May 14, 2021
Get the Hotel Heavenmug. The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.
by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017
Get the Fly Heavenmug. When a girl is laying face down on an elevated surface with her legs on a man’s shoulders while he stands behind her and he’s eating her out.
After he can get on a step stool and have sex from behind calling it stairway to heaven.
After he can get on a step stool and have sex from behind calling it stairway to heaven.
by stairwaytoheavens February 9, 2025
Get the Stairway to heavenmug. Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall
by The spontaneous chick February 5, 2018
Get the michael heavensmug.