big handbag week

Rag week

"By jove she's in a bad mood"
"Yes, it's big handbag week"

by Sniffer the dog April 7, 2017

hush handy

Noun, slang; A hand job, aka handy, given in secret and/or private; a favor often performed in pity or to soften rejection.

After such an awkward first (and last) date, Jill couldn't bring herself to sleep with Jack... but she did at least give the poor guy a hush handy.

by Cen_ored April 21, 2017

Australian Handy

it is a hand job when they person giving it is behind you and jerking you off from "down under"

I got a great Australian Handy from the Asian massage parlor

by randywise August 5, 2017

Hobo Handy

to give a hobo a handjob

that lady loves giving then hobo Handy to dirty bums

by RyanD_007 June 16, 2017

glad handy

A hand job

She gave me a glad handy (hand job)

by BAM BAM 86 September 22, 2017

cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.

Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick

by The_rabbits November 13, 2017

Sandy Handy

A handjob given from one party to another with a hand coated in sand. Purpose being pain for pleasure.

"Ani do you want a sandy handy?"
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin

by MrFatboy343 June 8, 2018