Glimmer of crap 

When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.

Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!

Glimmer of crap by dontuseyourrealname101 January 11, 2022

Glimmer

(Uk) slang for a cigarette lighter

“Danny pass me the glimmer my lad”

Glimmer by Fiinn February 17, 2022

grammar college 

stuck up petty rich kids that think they are cool.

grammar college have so many rich petty kids

grammar college by shrek/ baba gurl April 19, 2022

glimmeringvs 

an amazing and incredible editor. also the one of the kindest and most fun people ever, also has an obsession with an alien, a witch and a guy with long hair, weird type but we love it! but needs more money to fix their wifi! so pls send her some money 💰

”dude this glimmeringvs girl finally edited taylor” ”bro glimmeringvs can’t stick to a bio”

glimmeringvs by twsnat June 29, 2022

Gimme my keys

When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?

“That sidewalk slammer didn’t even touch me. Gimme my keys!”

Gimme my keys by GeedEater December 2, 2022

Grammar Nazi 

A name that uneducated people use to mock people who can distinguish "there" from "their" and "they're"

Guy 1: your dumb
guy 2: You're*
Guy 1: Your such a grammar nazi
Guy2: You're*

Grammar Nazi by your_mother's_left_ass_cheek January 21, 2023

gimme my lime 

The frustrated request of ones lime. A phrase commonly used by lime-lipped individuals.

“Where is my lime?”
“I put it in the fruit bowl.”
“GIMME MY LIME”
*lime lips open; lime is inserted into the lime lips*

gimme my lime by LimeLipHaver March 19, 2023