Granny Beads

When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather

After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.

by serene88 February 4, 2021

granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

by me81 January 1, 2015

granny sniffer

A pedophile who like to sniff grannies.

Stop bring a granny sniffer

by GrannySniffer101 July 2, 2023

Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

Granny

Granny’s are always so sweet and kind they will never get you in trouble and will just tell you to not do it again.

My granny is so sweet

by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021

granny spraklin

When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style

That outfit is granny spraklin.

by Jmunguia29 September 21, 2015

Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023