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double golden birthday

It is fairly well known that a "Golden" birthday is the birthday when you turn the same age as the day you were born on. For example, turning 22 on the 22nd. A "Double Golden" birthday is when you turn double the age of the day you were born on. Ex. turning 44 on the 22nd.
Friend 1: Did you know today is Tanya's double golden birthday?

Friend 2: That's right, today she's turning 22 on the 11th.
by CLM822 August 22, 2017
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Golden Shower

A sexual act involving one person urinating onto the body of or into the mouths of other people.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
-Frank Zappa (From "Bobby Brown Goes Down")
by Bobby Brown March 27, 2003
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golden showers

the act of drenching an expecting/unsuspecting individual with gallons of urine.
On a crisp march afternoon with the wind blowing through the swaying trees, i unleashed my rod and soaked Bill with the golden showers.
by poontang inc. March 21, 2003
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Golden Docking

The act of male genital docking and urinating simultaneously. This requires team co-ordination, timing and a full bladder. The uncircumcised volunteer must fold his foreskin over the head of his circumcised companion. Once successfully docked, the circumcised companion must urinate into his counterparts genitals, thus causing pressure and an eruption which is the climax of this maneuver.
Mr. A: "After we finish docking, would you like a golden shower?"

Mr. B: "Why don't we just kill two birds with one stone?"

Mr. A: I was thinking the same thing! Golden Docking is the ultimate climax!
by Anonymous Docker November 27, 2011
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Golden Grajewski

During anal sex, a man urinates in the woman's ass.
Oh Adam, give me a Golden Grajewski.
by BBoyDestructiveD August 22, 2004
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Goldeneye Aim

1.noun
2.exclamation

1. To shoot someone either in the gaming world or in real life without a targeting reticle. (note: True Goldeneye Aim is a single head shot, however multiple dead on shots that result in the death of another is also acceptable) Usually in the gaming world cause much frustration for the fool on the recieving end and could result in broken controllers and shattered televisions. In real life, you're dead so you can't complain after the fact. Goldeneye aim is recieved from rigorous fiendish training on the Nintendo 64 gaming system.

2. A triumphant boastful outcry after humiliating a person in the gaming world or in real life with a ridiculous ability to aim.
Example 1:
person1-Dude let's play some Halo 2 live.
person2-No, I hate that damn game. Those bastards on there have Goldeneye Aim. I gotta dust off the 64 and get to work before I play again.

Example 2:
(person1's computer character perishes in a hail of dual SMG fire delivered by person2)
person1- Fuckin-A thats 32 god damn games in a row! The fuck man?!!
person2- That's that Goldeneye Aim!!! That's that Goldeneye Aim beeeyaatch! You got ownnneed, ownnneed....
person1- Get the hell out of my house!
by mattyheavnr October 14, 2005
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golden shiner

Mechanical stimulation of the phalus by another individual's hand in an aquatic environment. Underwater hand job. Also known as a "fin job."

Golden shiner refers to a common species of minnow native to fresh waters of the Atlantic slope of N. America.
I asked Jane to clean the filter after giving me a golden shiner in the hot tub.
by Notemigonus crysoleucas October 9, 2007
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