goochi goo

goochi goo used for girls who are too cute

Anshita you are goochi goo

by Dr Stupid August 9, 2018

gooch

the area of a mans body that goes from the end of the ball sack to the ass crack and when sweaty makes gooch juice

taylor was being a dumb shit so i smacked her with my gooch and smacked her right across the face with the gooch juice

by devin hauser May 13, 2008

gooch tickler

While in painting class in high school, Billy Corgan, future singer of the Smashing Pumpkins decided to create a machine that would paint pictures while Billy would play with his gooch in the other room. Billy then tripped on his way to the toilet and landed gooch first on his paint brush tipped machine. Billy found delightfully that he would devote his life to promoting his miracle machine which he deemed his "gooch Tickler". In a freak male lactation accident, Billy accidentally broke his machine and was unable to remake it effectively. He then took to his fifth love, music.

Billy spoke of his gooch tickler to a confused crowd.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011

goight

a growth, can be good or bad.

"you're a friggin goight, piss off"

by miss lucifer/roccondil November 2, 2003

Gochki

To be extremely brilliant, smart, innovative and creative. Originated in the 2000s from the "Samantha and the 2 scrubz". This term is best used when describing a team.

Adjective: "WOW! That's a Gochki team"

Noun: "he's a gochki". Or, "they're the gochkis"

by Falanfur Gee October 20, 2004

Goick

A word usually used as a transitive verb has found itself as an unlikely vanguard of London vernacular. Although the derivations of the word are private the implications are paradoxically large.
The verb was coined on Highbury Fields during a game of b.u.m.s. a favourite football game of the locals. Because the bum is the focal point of this game other acronyms were yearned for. Due to the exceptional form of a certain bum the phrase 'goick' was formed, the reasons, as said, private.
The word quickly changed meaning as sexual implications ran quickly into its usage, fittingly, considering its derivation. It morphed to such an extent to be mainly used as an acronym for the transitive verb associated with anal sex.
However, the original meaning remains intact in b.u.m.s. vernacular, the 'goicking' is when the losing player is struck on his arse (goick) by the ball by the winning players.

Lad 1 'Did u see that bird last night, greatest knockers I've seen in a long time'
Lad 2 'Yes, John, you speak the truth. But her lower body wasn't too bad either and if it wasn't for that prick of a boyfriend I would have goicked her'

BUMS player 1 'Oh no im on B U M S, what happens now??!!'
BUMS player 2 'You know what happens, you bend over and we goick you.'
BUMS player 1 ' Oh no, I've never been good at taking a good goicking'

by dartagnon25 May 25, 2011

Gooch Slapper

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual

Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.

by AnusMeister May 13, 2013