Ghetto Kiss

When you forcefully kiss your insignificant other, resulting in a headbutt and slight concussion.

I gave my girlfriend a ghetto kiss the other day and she won't talk to me anymore. Probably because she's in the hospital.

by Swag fucking master December 17, 2015

ghetto laugh

a laugh that says "i got one over on you"

she insulted him and followed it with her ghetto laugh.

by slugger bob October 11, 2010

Ghetto Myspace

noun, referring to the decaying social network known as Myspace.

It's also a reference internet meme started by the website GhettoMyspace.net, dedicated to ghetto photos found on Myspace.

Someone sees a picture of a thug eating money. "That's like something you'd see on Ghetto Myspace."

Or, "Thats some Ghetto Myspace shit!"

by realhungry2000 November 03, 2011

ghetto cricket

The intermittent chirp of a smoke detector that needs a battery

Y'all need a nine volt to turn off your ghetto cricket

by February 18, 2023

Ghetto Goose

The annunciation of “huh” when a person from an impoverished area is asking for clarification during conversation, which sounds similar to a goose honking.

You: Sir, do you know where the nearest gas station is?

Ghetto Goose: HUUUHHHHH!?

by Slim_Dikkenz January 24, 2021

Ghetto Chungus

A Big Chungus that grew up in the hood

" yo homie, I heard dat Ghetto Chungus lives on dis block, we should be careful dawg"

by Big Chungs January 09, 2019

Ghetto Cam

What you call it when you tryn to record your gameplay on a video game console, and instead of using a special recorder, you set up a camera in front of the screen.

George couldn't afford a 50$ plug in recorder, so he set up a ghetto cam to record his quickscopes.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 18, 2010