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twink funk

(noun, informal, often humorous)
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances, hair product, and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
“The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.”
by Sandancer69 March 16, 2025
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Funk Soup

When a male finishes inside of a female and the secretion of the male mixes with the females vaginal fluid
“Yeah I just hit Hannah with the funk soup last night
by FunkyMark May 21, 2023
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Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.
I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
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Funk (com)

Funk is a dickriding idiot who pays for cunny and stalks girls, also hes a total wuss
by rugen March 18, 2023
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Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.
Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!
by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
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Addictive funk

The irresistible appeal of something that isn't usually enjoyable, but has a unique quality that keeps you coming back for more.
Smell this parmesan cheese, it's got that addictive funk to it.

That melody has an addictive funk.

Sneezing has an addictive funk.
by ebabe01 June 3, 2024
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Bean Funk

Having the disposition of being funky but in a legume way; looking like they smell like rancid beans
by Anon.y.nona June 13, 2024
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