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fucktard 

A Dumbass; a moron; Someone extremly annoying; A person who is fails sexually; A man who has a problem getting "it" up.
"That fucktard over there just cut in line!"

"Freshmen boys are such fucktards"

"Kimberly told me John was a fucktard, and sucked in the sack"

"I heard Mike was a fucktard and needs viagra"
fucktard by MB! June 5, 2005
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Fucktard 

(noun); A child born retarded due to incestuos mateship.
that guy out of radiohead, looks like a fucktard.
Fucktard by Kayno McGrano October 26, 2004

fucktard 

Shorter form of Fucking Bastard

Fucking + Bastard = Fucktard

A person who is extremely stupid and hated.
You are nothing but a Fucking Bastard.

I hate you, fucktard.
fucktard by Angel Of Kaos December 28, 2005

fucktardilicious 

intellectual property
these copyright issues are fucktardilicious.
fucktardilicious by phex January 5, 2004

fucktard 

Like a fucker, only slow on Bourbon.
What the dilly-ho, that man was a fucktard when he bent my wife over. I say, ole chap that man was fucking fucktarded!
fucktard by SUH-WEE SUH-WEE March 8, 2003

fucktard 

A "fucking retard" eg. one whose IQ is smaller than their shoe size
You actually payed for music? How much of a fucktard are you?
fucktard by Lagman March 12, 2003

Fucktard 

1.PWNAGE MASTER (for saying people who post here are fucktards but.. he had to post to say that. you fucktard)
2.Fucking+Retard = Fucktard
3. A phrase made by some random person that can usually be heard when walking by a group of teenagers.
Dude: Dude.. whats up with that guy talking to the K Mart store?
Guy: Hell if I know man.. don't pay attention to him, he's just a fucktard.
Fucktard by Kazer May 4, 2006