UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.
uhh oops no I mean public lol
is not something you should ever say in pubic.
uhh oops no I mean public lol
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.
by Stevey Johns September 3, 2023

by Amirbgood September 7, 2022

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!
Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!
2.
Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!
Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!
2.
Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!
by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

Man1: Dammit!
Man2: What?
Man1: I forgot to study before the test.
Man2: Sucks for you.
Man1: I know it...it... just-st-st...Fuck me.
Man2: What?
Man1: I forgot to study before the test.
Man2: Sucks for you.
Man1: I know it...it... just-st-st...Fuck me.
by Kruk15yrbeach February 27, 2019

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
