astro fail

Astronomical fail. Something going so wrong as to require an extra adjective (astronomical) to accurately describe how terribly awful something went. Can also be used to describe a person who fails at something or just life in general.

"Dude, that part last night was an astro fail."
"You clearly can't dance. Astro fail."
"You are such an astro fail sometimes."

by detourturnsdestiny February 20, 2010

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Chick-fail-A

another word for chick-fil-a because well.. the menu fucking fails ass and their lemonade is supposed to be legendary i guess but really its not that good at all and the pulp makes it that much shitier.

ex. mm what shall we have..

ex i dunno wtf..? theres only 2 items on the menu

Chick-fail-a

by Chris Jenrette May 17, 2009

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fail whale

A beached whale.

oh em gee, we must help that beached whale.
no let's lol at the fail whale

by XombieJer March 2, 2010

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Fail Pail

When you fail but not so badly that it is kind of enough fail to fit in a pail (buckit)

1: Dude I tried to jump over that rail but I just banged my knee.

2:Wow. Fail Pail

by barrycloudferguson March 15, 2010

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epic fail

the word said when someone does or says something completely, ridiculously stupid, incorrect, or pointles.

someone trips and falls, you say "epic fail"

by loki_kewl May 21, 2009

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parking fail

When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.

Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!

by dani2012 June 17, 2009

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