Flowers stink and you are purple

When you wanna annoy kaymunk just cause.

you: can I tell you something?
kymunk: sure!
you: flowers stink and you are purple

kaymunk:.....NOOO WHYYYYY >:(((((
you: muahahahahaa >:)))
kaymunk: ..... >:((((
you: hehehe

by Pandamyum March 28, 2022

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dirt flower

A cat's anus. Can also be used for a human's anus. So called because the poo crusted anus of a cat looks like a dirty flower.

"tell that cat to get it's dirt flower off my couch"

by ZZZIIIPPPYYY May 13, 2005

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Flowrr • flower • flower boy • flower child • Flower Pot • Flower Mound • flower girl • Flower Power • Florr.io • Flower Cat

A woman or young woman who is attracted to or falls for a man or men who treat her badly. She wants a healthy and happy relationship but loves the player, the bad boy, the cheater or the project boy. She knows he treats her wrong, but she can't help but like him.

He is a jerk, yet you still like him. You're a trampled flower.

Only a trampled flower could be with a guy like him.

by definer43 April 4, 2017

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Pink flower

On the out stroke and noticing the "pink sock" slipping a rubber band off the shaft and catching the "pink sock" before pulling all the way out causing the bunching up of the "pink sock" resembling a flower.

How did your night go?

I was great I ended up giving that chick a pink flower..

Really .. did you pollinate it for her? (moter boating the pink flower)

by FRANK ISAY FRANK October 3, 2020

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Flower Pots

A synonym for rather large breasts (interchangeable for both genders, though primarily used when describing female breasts).

Matt: Looks like you have a boner there, Derek.
Derek: I really don't; it's just my pants.
Matt: Don't worry! It always happens to me when I look at Kassandra's flower pots.

by CrimsonRed June 6, 2009

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