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Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.
After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.
by Trish Laam January 12, 2008
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Force Choke

To use the ability of the force to choke somebody, usually someone being a punk ass without touching them.
Sue was being a bitch so i force choked that ho
by Sean O'Brien October 14, 2006
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Floresville

Small suburban town near San Antonio. Absolutely nothing to do but go to the 2 screen movie theater that always craps out halfway through any movie.
wow, there's nothing to do in Floresville, let's go to San Antonio.
by metromedicman June 12, 2009
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florería

Establecimiento en el que se venden flores.
Compré una rosa en la florería.
by clarituti August 6, 2014
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Burparific Force

Burparific force is a burp of such strength it can hold four very heavy rugby players in mid-tackle for as long as the burp gose on for, the most powerful ever recorded had a pushing force of 2.27 tons.
Only few people have mastered the burparific force, others have tryed but have been hospitalised due to vocal cords being dislodged and fired across the room.
by Triple J May 4, 2005
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Air Force Ones

Tha only shoe niggaz N tha BAy be wearin
Nigga - Fuck Fields those some fresh Air Forces
Fields - Yea... I'm Thizzin' im ma Air Force Ones
by Fields550 January 13, 2009
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Florence Welch

The singer of Florence and the Machine, she has a wonderful voice and B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L red hair! She is totally awesome.
by STA STA STA STA January 6, 2011
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