fropping up

Hooking up with a guy at each fraternity you visit or frop to.

note: it is not considered slutty because different house, different story

Tonight I am fropping up to as many different fraternities as possible

by faginacampbeta August 1, 2011

Flappiness

The emotion of unwanted success.

The creator of Flappy Bird discovered flappiness when his game became a world wide sensation.

by Randroid January 22, 2015

flippin' wood

When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.

Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?

by annerdasaurus November 23, 2015

Flipping Another Man's Meat

An expression made famous (and controversial) by Heineken and their openly gay spokesperson, Neil Patrick Harris, which pokes fun at the sanctity of a man's barbecue and (presumably) his heterosexuality.

According to Neil Patrick Harris, Heineken Light "makes it OK to flip another man's meat" to which the griller replies that no man can do that. (Should include syntactical variations of 'Flipping Another Man's Meat'.)

by JohnnyApocalypse October 25, 2016

Flapping

Fapping while your wife falls off the balcony hitting the ground and flails her arms in agony.

I was busy fapping until the wife slipped off the balcony rail, then I was forced to start Flapping

by Balderic March 3, 2018

Flapping Elephant ear

When you are laying under a blanket and fart. You then flap the blanket in the direction of your significant other thus recreating an elephant ear

Last night I farted and used the blanket to elephant ear my boyfriend-this creating a flapping elephant ear

by Shotgun Shawn October 20, 2018

flapping the flag

The act of masturbating

Sorry I missed our meeting, I was flapping the flag.

by JustYourAverageUrban January 15, 2019