Faded

Faded: The act of being “high” off of downers

Bro I was drinking so much vodka, I was hella faded

by Mrs Merry Jane May 4, 2018

Time fade

When your tripping on acid and it appears that things are ageing

Bro you keep getting older the time fade is crazy

by Gassy mexican August 8, 2017

faded bank

When you used to make more money

I did make bank but now im making faded bank

by tbink90 August 26, 2014

faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024

faded off your locs

when you're too faded for your locs

Foo, you're faded off your locs

by fadedfoo November 15, 2019

fade

Fading is the act of inserting a finger(s), or whole hands in to someone’s anal cavity. If someone fades you, you feel what a man should never feel.

“Yo tryna run that fade?” , “Yeah man” *proceeds to ram fingers in to others ass crack*

by Juniorthebeast July 29, 2018

pissed-off-fade-away move

When someone gets pissed at you, usually a sibling, spouse or friend, and instead of taking it out all at once, he/she lets it out little by little for a couple of days. They do this to try to hide that they are mad at them. This usually comes with slight punches and violence and not talking to you that much. When they do punch or kick, they usually say the words, "oops," or "just kidding."

Dude, I dropped my brother's phone into the pool, I think he's trying to pull off a pissed-off-fade-away move on me.

by ????Mystery Genius???? June 10, 2016