Freedom Pat

The process of having your genitalia fondled by low-paid government officials at a major airport in the name of a false public perception of national security. An optional procedure only used if one opts out of using a scanning machine that allows a different, anonymous low-paid government worker in a back room to see your private parts (and possibly also bombs) by way of x-rays that have been shown to increase risks of cancer.

"It's not a grope. It's a Freedom Pat!" - Head of the Department of Homeland Security

by KeegdnaB November 23, 2010

Freedom Tower

A foursome in which two dudes are giving each other the high-five while screwing two twins from behind who are making-out.

"Dude, check out those twins over there. Maybe we'll get in a freedom tower if we play our cards right."

by Mice Wreckmann December 24, 2006

freedon

common typo of freedom

enjoy the freedon

oops, freedom*

by tony bathgate September 16, 2008

freedon

common typo of freedom

enjoy the freedon

oops, freedom*

by tony bathgate September 16, 2008

freedom swing

where you stand and wobble ur lower body gently to cause a breeze to your penis

god it hot, i need a freedom swing

by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007

Freelin'

For real, and or, freestyle feeling it.

"I'm really freelin' this music."

by Dan Schnoblen June 19, 2008

FreedomClutch

An absolutley amazing band from Kansas City, Kansas, with five awesome guys. a drummer, a lead and rythym guitarist, a pianist/vocalist, and bassist. all five dudes are all very musically talented. And will become big some day. remember the name everybody.

you saw FreedomClutch in cabo, didn't you baked brotato?

by thekeyboardist918 November 25, 2011