Florida Rubber

The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator

My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.

by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021

Floridaing

To do Floridian type things

Now that's floridaing on a 1000%

by Artisticallyholly November 16, 2022

Florida

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"I fucking hate Florida."
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by TheSuperTsar October 6, 2019

Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

by MikeZmf February 6, 2023

Florida

the most beautiful woman in the world

Florida : « the floridinian dream »

by Floridway November 23, 2021

Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.

Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”

by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021

Florida Snow Monkey

When you fuck a monkey on the beach.

I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023