Mr. Farmer

a teacher who doesn’t know how to control any kids. he also has a dumpy that people point out all the time

“Mr. Farmer is the best teacher, mostly because he has a fatty”

by kid u don’t knoe April 30, 2022

Farmer Boy Song

A song going by the time of Barbie Girl

Lyrics:
“I’m a farmer a boy

In a farmer world
I eat cheese

And sum cabbage

You can smell my feet
Put me in your cleat
I go squish squash
In your quish quash..”

“Did you hear the Farmer Boy Song yet? Its sooooo goood”
“Quishquash is life my nigga”

by Spicycactusman January 4, 2019

little farmer

A girl who lives in essex and owns multiple animals in their farmyard and only eats cous cous and cheese sandwiches. But Will never admit that she is a farmer though

That person over there is such a little farmer

by Tabby the farmer February 26, 2019

j-farmer

Is a boy called J-Hope which is looking like he throws some watermelons when he said playing bowling with is sleepy girlfriend min yoonji that's why he is called J-Farmer

"J-Hope throws the Bowling like Watermelon. Let's call him J-Farmer"

by Diamond Carrot June 26, 2017

Rice farmer

A straight male who unknowingly simps for another dude

Yo that Rice farmer guy simped for xBEASTINARYx but I found out xBEASTINARYx was a dude!

by ChaseMaximum October 30, 2020

Cheese farmer

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.

As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

Future farmer

Wants to be a farmer

Listens to hillbilly music

Has a accent

Wears flannel everyday

Favourite Color is camouflage

Bootcut jeans

Western fashion

A’s and B’s student

Loves cows

✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best

Future farmer is life!

by Farmer funny November 9, 2021