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southern fairy

derogatory term often used by dull witted northern monkeys to describe southerners who they claim are soft shandy drinkers who have "fancy" hairstyles and clothes when in actual fact southerners simply care about their appearance and can drink northerners to the floor
he can afford good clothes what a southern fairy
by josh14 August 25, 2006
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bondage fairy

a fairy from the flash animation phuckamon. this fairy ties itself up and takes pain for sexual pleasure
ef used bondage fairy against ass lick
by Maxuelington January 4, 2007
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Girl Fairy

That special time of the month when a woman's vagina is busy bleeding. Sister of the ugly fairy.
Girl 1: "Man I am sore, the girl fairy is smacking me this week."

Girl 2: "I know what you mean, the stupid bitch bit my ass last week."
by Michelle Barr April 20, 2008
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fairy cup

ass cup, drinking out of some ones ass
I feel violated he drank milk from my fairy cup.
by Ashamed October 14, 2003
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Carpet Fairies

a noise punk band formed during the mid 1700s who's records have been burned and was never seen again.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
"Have you heard the Carpet Fairies new album?"
"No."
"Yeah, me neither."
by PeeSpawt October 13, 2009
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Fairy dust

The dust that comes off of your feet after using a pedi egg that you then send to your cuckold slave for them to sprinkle over their hot chocolate, mix in their cereal, or pour in their bathtub.
Get ready to indulge in this fairy dust from your goddess’s feet sissy boy
by SamanthaDaniels January 27, 2019
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Troll Fairy

The type of girl that is uber graceful, but hopelessly awkward at the same time.

More or less, a fairy like figure who portrays characteristics of a troll.
"Omg. Jill. Look at Molly. She looked super hot until she jumped into the bushes. She is such a troll fairy. smh."
by Lanna Pederwell December 16, 2011
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