FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.
Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.
1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?
2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.
A boy or man who can not move on with his life without checking with you a million times to see if you are interested. Also includes internetstalking, stalking, keeping tabs on you, hang up calls, text, IM's, and more. He may try to convince you his suicide attempt was your fault. This may end up in various attempts to split up current relationships and lots of drama.
After 13 years an obsessed ex-boyfriend tells you that you were always his.