A man that gets off to looking at girls who strongly resemble a chunk of spam or pig lard and repeatedly smacks his dick against a hard surface in order to nut. A Dirty Ethan normally resembles a discord server moderator and may or may not be into DDLG.
guy: hey you know that weird new kid that just started going to our school?
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
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by silliously May 25, 2010
Get the enhance-me-down mug.A VERY SEXY, very hunk of a man that will turn your whole world dark just by the quickest glance of his BEAUTIFUL face and personality, Not to mention his jaw dropping features such as his smile, beatiful hazel eyes, dark beautiful hair, a jawline that could grate cheese, and a body carved from the God himself.
Girl 1:Hey uhmm... Whose that dude over there he looks mesmerizing.
Girl 2: That's ETHAN DOLAN! The most sexiest smol bean on earth, ughhh I would do anything to have a guy like him in my life.
Girl 2: That's ETHAN DOLAN! The most sexiest smol bean on earth, ughhh I would do anything to have a guy like him in my life.
by SNALOD December 20, 2017
Get the Ethan Dolan mug.An extremely thicc person with an even thicker personality. Loved by everyone with dicks and vagenes. Extremely talkative and fluent in bullshitery also very manipulative in awkward situations
by Karan2230 September 3, 2018
Get the Eshana mug.An fuckin asshole who threatens to kick you out of a clan. Never trust an Ethan. Ethans are also addicted to sharks.
That Ethan is such an asshole
by Wizard stuff September 14, 2018
Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a person who is kinda dumb. Like he gets 30 percent on his math test and is proud. He also never brings in homework.
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