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Invasive Docking

When you dock with some guy and you go too far and park inside of his urethra. Penetration to the urethra.
Dustin: You pushed too hard and gave me an invasive docking!
by TheMackDaddy June 8, 2022
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dock bling

when:

-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,

-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize

all of the above is annoying.
Yo! Funkquisha has some serious dock bling, bitch better learn to minimize those icons...Sheeeeeeeeet....
by dr.light September 27, 2010
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Docking

When you and your partner insert you respective fingers into each other's belly buttons
Yo, I was docking with my girl last night... Never felt closer to someone in my life
by Chewpa miculo September 25, 2021
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Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.
Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.
by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021
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Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
by TxHuey June 4, 2017
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Alt Docking

When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.
Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.

Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.
by Lily Boone April 4, 2021
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Taco docking

I checked Pornhub for their new taco docking vids, pretty awesome.
by Msm1738 January 27, 2018
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