peteriosis disease

the extreme urge to be a fag and a skater and a poser. other symptoms include:not wanting to cut hair,hair taking on properties of tempered steel,extreme protectiveness over a hat,piglike nose,extreme hair growth causing ideal conditions for parasites,lice,crabs,tics,spiders,leeches and hobos,and loss of friends.

peter symchuck has peteriosis disease

by joeseph kowalski May 5, 2005

horse disease

some one who has a huge dick like a horse

that guy is walking funny he must have horse disease

by A. Madeira May 13, 2005

marians disease

An illness that footballers have after long term injury when they have got used to sitting on the bench and not playing.

Marians Disease - Marian Pahars appeas to be injured again - oh no wait, he isn't injured, he just doesn't want to play.

by bobzac85 November 5, 2006

Morris Disease

An obsession where one has to shove anything they get there hands on up their rectal cavity.

"Dude, your remote smells like shit. Do you have Morris Disease or what?"

by Dajuca October 16, 2008

Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.

"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019

Julio disease

Every sexual disease known to man, including the undiscovered. Originated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr and refused to use protection.

Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"

Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."

Masta Rebecca:"Ew, don't touch me!"

by Becbec January 10, 2017

akersins disease

to throw bad during baseball warm-ups

Guy 1:Dude you keep throwing the ball over my head. This is just warm-ups can you not throw on a straight line?
Guy 2: Sorry I must have akersins disease!

by TTimmy February 16, 2008