the fattest fuck in the world, doesn’t know how to shoot or pass can’t dribble for shit doesnt know how to drop back or stay central is always leaving the mid open gets no bitches and is prolly never gonna get one but is still a W friend funny asf love that man but he gotta let the tacos go cause he used to be pretty skinny but now he’s a fat fuck but it’s all good tho cause he’s a W cuenca. but honestly tho he got fucking benched by china the mf is so shit ☠️☠️☠️
by twin twin tre March 20, 2023
Get the Damian mug.A Dalia is a friend you want to have around. They bring life to the party and they aren't afraid to be confident. They are blunt and show no remorse for their words whether in a compliment or a direct statement. But they are also very caring and loyal. A Dalia is there when you need her and she will always go up to bat for you no matter who it is. A Dalia will have black hair and pretty eyelashes. Her natural beauty causes everyone else to be jealous of her but she takes this with pride. A Dalia knows her worth and isn't afraid to speak the truth. She is the kind of girl who will never lie to you and will be the most beautiful and most realest bitch out there.
by halo_an17 March 22, 2023
Get the Dalia mug.Damian, where to begin with them. They are the most amazing person you will ever meet. They are confident and have a good sized ego but once they start to care for you, it's the best feeling ever. They can be mean or seem mean but they always know how to make someone laugh when they're feeling down. If you are lucky enough to be with a Damian, don't ever let them go. They will treat you like no others ever have and will constantly put you first. You will never regret falling in love with someone like them. They will satisfy you in more than one way when it comes to lust and love and trust with lust they have a huge dicks🤭)but overall Damian's are the most amazing, lovable, talented, car crazed, funny, the best person to ever welcome in your life.
by Polar bear black bear April 1, 2023
Get the Damian mug.Damian is a tall twiggy kid with a girl that is cringe asf most likey with the name Jessica Lessa or Tessa. A brunette kid with a weird mid cut like a korean guy, and a 2 millimeter penis and sometimes he thinks a microscope wont save him, but has big balls.
Girl #1: Omg Damian is so annnoying >:/
Girl #2: frr
Girl #3: Annd his girlfriend is such an e kitten, so cringee
Damian: STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY GIRL BITCH *punches wall*
Girl #2: frr
Girl #3: Annd his girlfriend is such an e kitten, so cringee
Damian: STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY GIRL BITCH *punches wall*
by amazing brother 123 May 2, 2023
Get the Damian mug.Damian doesn't like Jewish people, he likes to "jas gews". He looks very much like Luis/ken from barbie. Damian can be simplified to Hitler. He is renowned for his stumble guys career under the name | DamianG |. He is Macedonian but his personality resembles that of Germans, specifically Germans who have been rejected from art school. He is best friends with Saed. His accent is contagious, leading to others randomly developing it at random moments of their life.
"Master Damian, what are we going to be doing in these showers?"
"Botty Totty"
"Bloody Jew"
"Cmon Mate"
"SOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL"
"It was Saed mate"
"Botty Totty"
"Bloody Jew"
"Cmon Mate"
"SOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL"
"It was Saed mate"
by Freestyles!!!! May 10, 2023
Get the Damian mug.Each and every Danial holds the prophetic reality within their own name. Hidden within their true nature lies a persona they are unable to access unless they abstain from all forms of vice, especially sexual immorality. Interestingly, all who bear this name seem to possess some level of beauty uncommon amongst the average population. They are not known for their sexual prowess or intimacy because that if a Gift they reserve for their woman, and her modesty prevents her to speak on such things. They are all dedicated to the pursuit of greatness and some lack in social skills. They perceive the acquisition of virtue as the highest ideal. They fear only to abdicate their moral responsibility to those whom they Love. They Love Beauty, so beware if you are a Danial, for your lust is your greatest weakness.
Person 1: "He is Danial, from the Sons of Ali"
Person 2: "Is he a true Shia of Ali?"
Person 1: "He is a true human being."
Person 2: "Is he a true Shia of Ali?"
Person 1: "He is a true human being."
by HSI Sugarland June 7, 2023
Get the Danial mug.The love of my life.. my first true love ❤️. Always has been and always will be. If you come across this. Just know that I’ve never stopped loving you. I’ve loved you then, I love you now and I’ll love you forever. I guess time wasn’t in our favour, we met when our hearts were still young and not mature enough. It hurts me seeing you with someone else but I’m genuinely happy that you’re happy. If she can keep you happier than I tried too, you’re all hers and I wish you the best future together with everlasting love that never dies off. Your happiness matters to me, thus I had set you free. Perhaps if not in this life but in the next 6 lives I pray that we are reunited spend it together.
by #LOVEHER June 13, 2023
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