by A. Madeira February 14, 2005
by Dajuca August 25, 2008
An illness that footballers have after long term injury when they have got used to sitting on the bench and not playing.
Marians Disease - Marian Pahars appeas to be injured again - oh no wait, he isn't injured, he just doesn't want to play.
by bobzac85 November 05, 2006
the extreme urge to be a fag and a skater and a poser. other symptoms include:not wanting to cut hair,hair taking on properties of tempered steel,extreme protectiveness over a hat,piglike nose,extreme hair growth causing ideal conditions for parasites,lice,crabs,tics,spiders,leeches and hobos,and loss of friends.
peter symchuck has peteriosis disease
by joeseph kowalski May 06, 2005
Every sexual disease known to man, including the undiscovered. Originated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr and refused to use protection.
Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"
Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."
Masta Rebecca:"Ew, don't touch me!"
Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."
Masta Rebecca:"Ew, don't touch me!"
by Becbec December 22, 2016
weo disease: definition: weo disease (we-o di-ss-ee-ase)
adjective
1. someone who cannut speww cowwectwy to save theiw wife;
Da stages of weo disease incwude:
Stage 1 “I am siting on da chaiw”
Stage 2 “I am sattign on teh chai”
Stage 3 “Iam situfng ont eh chauow”
Stage 4 “yiam suwtibng ont jskehe chow”
Stage 5 Unweadabwe
Da disease usuawwy spweads fwom pewson to pewson, and thewe’s nu knuwn cuwe.
adjective
1. someone who cannut speww cowwectwy to save theiw wife;
Da stages of weo disease incwude:
Stage 1 “I am siting on da chaiw”
Stage 2 “I am sattign on teh chai”
Stage 3 “Iam situfng ont eh chauow”
Stage 4 “yiam suwtibng ont jskehe chow”
Stage 5 Unweadabwe
Da disease usuawwy spweads fwom pewson to pewson, and thewe’s nu knuwn cuwe.
by Anonymous3455665678 March 03, 2021
A health condition that persists, when someone says something that is completely full of shit. The lie is so rediculous, that people actually are led to believe that the person telling it is suffering from a mental illness, rather than being a total bullshit artist. While Papap's Disease was originally thought to have afflicted the elderly, such as a grandfather, certain traits have been noticed among cousins.
For example, a child saying, "It was nice playing cards with you yesterday, Grandpap. Can I come over next week, and play again?" The afflicted grandfather responds, I haven't played cards in over 20 years. It causes too many fights."
Traits among cousins can be seen in the following statement: "Yo boss, I don't think I'm going to watch that much football this year."
For example, a child saying, "It was nice playing cards with you yesterday, Grandpap. Can I come over next week, and play again?" The afflicted grandfather responds, I haven't played cards in over 20 years. It causes too many fights."
Traits among cousins can be seen in the following statement: "Yo boss, I don't think I'm going to watch that much football this year."
This guy's so full of shit, he has Papap's Disease.
by King of the 'Rite July 23, 2010