when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum
by Dean Clark 91 December 8, 2024

by thatsballing June 23, 2015

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021

A guy in PBGs hardcore seasons. He has made many words and famous quotes that others now say such as "Who needs a map!" He screams "Creeper!" when he sees one.
by LannyBerry100 November 29, 2017

Normally an ugly looking cunt with a massive nose. Definitely Noncy in appearance and likes to fuck fat smelly women who haven’t washed for months. Dean’s are normally equipped with a Phet dick and find woman over 108 attractive. A person named Dean will normally go for months if not years without a fuck but like to mate with animals frequently.
Speaks shit French too!!!
Speaks shit French too!!!
by Sleekpony August 2, 2024
