paddy and daddy

a really bad gay porn show where the main character (Paddy) has sex with his daddy. the show has been filmed in one day and sometimes there are special guest called honey. some times the uncle joins in on the fun. it is a kids show and should be watched by all ages. Make sure you watch the show there is a new episode every week. HAVE FUN :)

yess paddy and daddy it is my favourite kids show

by mesgrez April 3, 2020

Daddy David

That Friendly Guy at the Casino who's all about the Tips: first he Tips his hat to you, then he's giving Tips, getting Tips, Tipping your ashtray, getting you Tipsy, finding that word that's just on the Tip of your tongue, helping you after you're Tipsy, and finally Tipping you over into your Lyft or Uber after giving you "Only the Tip".

Slippery Timmy had me at my wits end at the craps table and ready to leave the Casino, and Vegas, until I met Daddy David, then my evening went into overdrive! Without him I would have been down to my last $5, but he saved my night. I still lost that last $5 but Daddy David helped me turn it into $50 Grand and a night on the town for the record books before it was completely gone.

by FunkyTuba February 14, 2021

daddy munchies

Daddy Munchies is a great friend. Sometimes a bit crazy and sexual. Loves making sexual jokes. Has a brother. He will play ROBLOX and let me tell you if you have a Daddy Munchy in your life, you will adore him. He can be such a dumbass though. He and his brother can be a bit gay but other than that they’re both nice.

“Daddy Munchies is so awesome!”
“His brother is gay!”

by r_xI March 30, 2022

memey daddy

the father of all meme daddy

also known as "god"

come here memey daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Puffmeemee June 3, 2018

Daddy Roulette

A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.

James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?

Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.

(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)

(Nine Months Later...)

Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!

by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019

Rump Daddy

A girl havin an extremely large and plump ass

Tyler! Look at tha rump daddy on that bitch

by heemknowz April 20, 2010

stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan

Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man

by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019