stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan

Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man

by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019

Mecha Daddy

Only thing stronger then your Daddy and James Jackson's final form.

"My Dad would beat up your Dad.."
"Well my Mecha Daddy has shoulder mounted missile launchers and will leave your Dad eviscerated"

by JaceKnowerOfAllThings May 13, 2019

memey daddy

the father of all meme daddy

also known as "god"

come here memey daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Puffmeemee June 3, 2018

daddy dice

The best daddy there is, he's always too hot even when he doesn't mean to be ;-)

Daddy Dice is the best person in the whole universe

Ground me, Daddy Dice

by notgambling January 14, 2018

Daddy Kisser

A grown man who still kisses his father on the lips.

"Met Danny's parents this weekend, turns out he's a daddy kisser. He said hello and smooched that old man right on the lips."

by Aladeen6969 April 19, 2017

founding daddy

a attractive boy with a George Washington haircut

"Man that boy is such a founding daddy."

by foundingpapiofamerica February 28, 2018

Virgin Daddy

The one guy that gets everything but sex. This can include oral, hand job, or anal, just not vaginal penetration.

As a freshmen John became a virgin daddy to stay within his religious boundaries.

by Virgin_daddy March 5, 2017