A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued pages.
My cockteasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
by Mister jack Fister October 25, 2007
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by Bedworthman December 23, 2008
Get the Ghost cum mug.A girl who has mastered the art of oral sex performed on a male. It is more of a compliment than a derogative term. Looks particularly good with a fresh load of cum on her face.
by U2rockyoursocks September 15, 2008
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by whomper May 1, 2003
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One whom you would imagine to be containing enough semen within various orifices of their body to fill a receptacle of some kind, such as a bucket.
One whom you would imagine to be containing enough semen within various orifices of their body to fill a receptacle of some kind, such as a bucket.
by violet March 3, 2003
Get the cum bucket mug.The flavor and odor of a human male's ejaculatory fluid after 2 days or more of consistent alcohol and/or drug consumption.
Rachel would not allow her boyfriend's party cum in her mouth after 3 days of raging at that festival in desert.
by Lucidkat November 6, 2013
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God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!
God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!
by Pig Demon the slut conqueror July 12, 2018
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