FAC (Free Attention Curse)

when you want someone to want you and give you lots of attention, without actually having to admit or acknowledge you want them
being stuck under the curse of wanting/farming/basking in the constant attention from the preferred sex

She is only talking to all those guys because she is under the FAC (Free Attention Curse).

by eeyuh February 16, 2025

Balkan curse

Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.

Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

pygmy curse

Is a curse you say out loud ,by name, when you want to put a stop to something happening.

I said,"Pygmy Curse" before the opponent team had a chance to score another point

by Catwoman😻. February 20, 2025

The Danny Hangout Curse™

subsidiary to the term Danny Luck.

The most egregious experience when planning hangouts with friends. When life takes a complete 180 degrees and totally voids all of your pre-planning when setting up a hangout. The intended day was determined to be bright, cool, and clear. However, the day of everything goes to shit and it starts raining, hailing, and 15 tornados take out your favorite restaurant.

Person A: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT YOU CHECKED THE WEATHER BEFORE HAND?!
Person B: T_T *sobbing* i did it was clearrrrr last night when i looked at the weather app
Person A: *sigh* its all because of The Danny Hangout Curse™

by kalalalalalalalalala February 23, 2025

The Sommelier’s Curse

The act of inhaling one’s own flatulence while it is still actively being expelled, creating a continuous and immersive olfactory experience. This occurs when the gaseous output is so potent and enduring that the individual remains fully enveloped in its aroma, analyzing its depth and complexity in real time—much like a wine sommelier assessing a fine vintage.

The Sommelier’s Curse is often unintentional, yet those who experience it are granted a fleeting moment of self-inflicted atmospheric dominance. Some regard it as a testament to their own biological prowess, while others are left questioning the internal fermentation process that led to such a robust and lingering bouquet.

As soon as Matt felt the first wave of warmth escape, he made the fatal mistake of shifting in his seat. Trapped in the epicenter of his own creation, he was forced to endure the Sommelier’s Curse in its purest form—a full-bodied, slow-releasing bouquet with hints of last night’s Taco Bell and despair.

by butterbeanthurtein March 6, 2025

Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.

Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"

by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021

Big footed curse

Big Footed curse.

We knew he was larger than most. His hands and feet were evident of that, but he never stopped growing the big footed curse took affect only at age 9. His hands and feet became grotesquely disproportion to the rest of his body

by Xyyguy May 25, 2023