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Diet Coke and Mentos

When you take a 2-liter of diet coke, unscrew the cap, drop in a few mentos and close it. You then take the bottle and
1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano
2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction
3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)
Jack: What are you guys doing?
Steve: This dumbshit thought the Patriots were gonna win the super bowl, now we get to give em' the diet coke and mentos bottle up the ass,
Jack: HA HA HA! Can I watch?
Steve: Of course
by Jihad_Unit April 6, 2008
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dirty coke

The act of sexual pleasure where on partner puts mentos into the butthole of the opposite partner and clogs it with their weiner
by Dolphin_god May 9, 2014
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go choke yourself

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Alexander: Hey I heard about your wife cheating. Sucks for you huh!

Richard: Man, go choke yourself! Let me be!
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choke fuck

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Me: Yo, that bitch had such nice DSLs, I just had to choke fuck that slut!
Friend: That's nothing...the other night, I was giving it to this ho, and once I got her legs up over my shoulders, my hands were free to choke fuck the whore!
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