Cap’n Crunch

Someone who is the overlord of capping, can’t seem to keep it 100.

Goddamn Evan is Cap’n Crunch, buddy is the biggest capper in the whole world.

by Chettywapper November 4, 2019

crunchin

cool, sweet, awesome, tight, phat, etc.

Dude! Did you see that guy hacky-sackin? His moves are so CRUNCHIN!

by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003

Crancha

A word used to substitute for pussy, vagina, the "c" word, vag, etc. Derived from the mind of Kacey. Can also double as a greeting.

As an insult:
"You are a filthy crancha!"

As a greeting:
"CRANCHA!"

by Kacey Fullafel October 31, 2008

Crunchy Ed

Nickname for Elizabeth
The most awsome chic!

Crunchy Ed is here!!

by Crunchy_ April 2, 2009

crunchy con

A fiscal republican with some liberal social views.

Nancy Reagan is a crunchy con about stem cell research.

The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.

by Newtonius Rex March 23, 2009

crunchy cucumber

When a girl gives you head then bites down and you shoot you're load in her mouth.

Calvin was getting the best head, then his bitch bit down and made him a crunchy cucumber!

by couch69 May 2, 2014

chaunched

Adj. The act of being super stoned. Usually a cause of smoking excessive amounts of weed, or from doing a dab or multiple dabs

Person A: Why is hal over there rocking out when there's no music playing?
Person B: He's fuckin' chaunched

by XxjoemommaxX November 1, 2015