Columbian Swan Dive

A Columbian Swan Dive is when you are doing a hooker doggy style and you put at least an 8 balls worth cocaine down her ass crack and scoop it up with your erect penis. Then you bend your penis down and let go so it launches a cloud of cocaine into the air infront of your face. Inhale deeply as you stick your arms out as if you are doing a Swan dive.

Bro, I railing this hooker from the back and she handed me a fat bag of coke and told me to go for a Columbian Swan Dive. I could not resist.

by Chuck Savage May 13, 2021

Columbus Academy

A private school in Columbus, Ohio

Student 1: Can I drive to school today... with you in the car? Mother: Sure!! Let’s go. Student 1: (Enters the Carpool lane) Maybe I shouldn’t let this car merge... even though it’s the rule! - I think this is the perfect spot for me to get out! Even though there are teachers waving me on, and cars are stacked behind me!! At least I got to drive to school today and then switch seats in the car with my mom before I leave. What a great way to get the Columbus Academy community to hate me!!!

by Cooltree497 September 6, 2021

columngigantiliosincostaniocis

A silly way to say "large"

pronounced: kolumn-juygantisilio-sincausteniosis

This building is very columngigantiliosincostaniocis

by putanginamogagoka March 22, 2022

gasstopher columbus

a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it

friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.

by llio;p;lk September 17, 2008

St Columbas

St Columbas is a catholic all boys school in Bexley all the gangbangers and road men are in that school and the year 7s in tht skl are wet and butters always chasing girls. 🤮

Girl: Yh my man goes st columbas

by Anonymous badk April 30, 2020

Whore East Columbia, SC

North East Columbia, SC
The place where all the gold digging trophy wife’s live with their mad rich white husbands. They have daughters who are hoes and wear 1200 dollar sneakers that are meant to look used.

Oh I see your golden goose sneakers, you must live in Whore East Columbia, SC.

by The realest fish October 6, 2019

Columbus

(adj/state of mind) Lost, usually used to mean that one doesn't know what the hell's going on.

Dude, did you and Kelly get into a fight or something? I am SO Columbus on this whole sitch...

by Henry VIII September 6, 2005