College

The hallmark of a liberal cesspool. That's it

I can't believe how politicised college is, so many liberals and only one narrative

by Comrade Boris September 14, 2020

college drama

College Drama: noun. A narrative about an unfortunate college experience, situation, or event that forced a student to have their college education interrupted.

If I could avoid the college drama one more year, I could graduate on time.

by A. M. Sangster July 21, 2007

College Whore

A term to describe High School students who imprudently assume college to be an end-all victory medal, occasionally to be shared with compensating parents. College whores tend to be: over studious, impersonal, insensitive, cutthroat, and over zealous. They may join sports, clubs, or participate in other activities not due to interest, but rather to be more "well rounded", and may care more about grade point average than any other human being in their life.

Thomas: "Have you seen Jeff? He joined 3 clubs on the same day. Plus his grandpa died, but he didn't want to be behind in class, so he skipped the funeral!"

Lucy: "What a college whore."

by theitalian05 October 13, 2011

Aitken College

a school where cows live, learn, give , grow and gain. Also refered to as the "farm."

"hey mate heard that your gonna go to school at Aitken College"
"Ha Ha Say hi to the cows for me"

by thesexiestofthemall October 21, 2008

Vassar College

Founded in 1861, Vassar College is a highly selective, coeducational liberal arts college. Consistently ranked among the top liberal arts colleges in the country, Vassar is renowned for pioneering achievements in scientific research, its long history of curricular innovation, and its notoriously selective admissions process.

I was rejected from all the good schools -- Yale University, Harvard University, Vassar College, Brown University, Williams College.

by James10023 August 17, 2010

tax collector

The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.

Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Birmingham Southern College

WHAT SAMFORD WISHES THEY WERE.

Beautiful, calm place where students are really smart and work hard for what they get.

But it's true -- they have a lot of money.
No, but really. A lot.

But it's cool. They're great people and know how to PARTY HARD! After a week of working their butts off, I'd say they deserve it.

Definitely the BEST SCHOOL IN THE STATE OF ALABAMA.

Unlike Samford. Where I go. BOO!

SAMFORD KID: I HATE BIRMINGHAM SOUTHERN COLLEGE! THEY'RE SO FULL OF THEMSELVES.

UAB KID: BITCH! DON'T BE HATIN' JUST CAUSE YOUR ASS WASN'T ACCEPTED!

by SamfordSenior January 19, 2009