check on the chocolate

Its when you make out or more... with a hot guy with abs.

1:What is up with you.
2:I just need to check on the chocolate so bad.

by Catysinha May 23, 2016

White Chocolate Brownie

In order to correctly accomplish this feat, the male has to be receiving a bumpkin. As he squeezes off a shit the female must catch the turd and attempt to slide it on his erect penis, if all else fails she must get a large portion of feces on his penis and her face. To finish she must continue the blow job until ejaculation on her face. Thus the white chocolate brownie.

Raul: Yo meng, I heard jose got a white chocolate brownie the other night from that fat slut on colfax.

Paulo: A bumkin is one thing, but getting a white chocolate brownie is fucked, buts its still probably cleaner than fucking that nasty bitch.

by Dick Dickenson April 2, 2008

chocolate rain

the act of taking a laxative then squatting over another person's face while they are sleeping, and releasing explosive diarrhea

My brother was not thrilled this morning when I woke him up with some chocolate rain

by erre1234 August 28, 2012

Chocolate Adolf Hitler

A term used by ignorant anti-obama propaganda. They compare the current president, Barack Obama, to Adolf Hitler through their "socialist ideals".

However, people with half a brain will realize the Hitler and the Nazis were fascists. Socialism is much closer to Marxism, although it has many differences. Communism tries to remove all social class while Socialism wishes to distribute it evenly. The poor do the harder work while the rich pay off the majority of the tax, in a nutshell.

Ignorant Youth: Obama is a socialist like Hitler, he's a Chocolate Adolf Hitler !
Smart Youth: No, Hitler was a fascist, much difference. The Czech Republic is Socialist, and since when did they fuck up 6 million Jews?
Ignorant Youth: NO! NO! NO! NO! OBAMA = HITLER!
Smart Youth: Okay buddy, let me re-weld the left side of your model airplane...

by Pandemikk March 7, 2009

chocolate wasted

"Chocolate wasted" is most frequently used in context to me "very drunk", although that is not its origin.

The quote is originally from the movie Grown Ups, where Adam Sandler's character answers a table of kids wanting to know what being "wasted" means and he tells them it's a "hankering for ice cream". A little girl then yells out "I wanna get chocolate wasted!".

People now use it just to mean very drunk and they generally use the complete quote from the movie.

Bob: Let's hit up the bars tonight.
Sam: Yeah, I could use a few drinks after all this studying.
Kara: I wanna get chocolate wasted!!
Everyone: (laughs hysterically)

by katiefromtexas December 2, 2010

chocolate starfish

The human anus, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter (i.e. shit).

Beware the unfortunate repercussions of poking the chocolate starfish!

by Shit Brick August 19, 2004

Mint Chocolate Chip

Mint Chocolate Chip is one the varieties of flavors in certain brands of Ice Cream. It is often characterized by it's distinct green color, along with chocolate bits in the ice cream, and tastes much like mint with chocolate, similar to a peppermint patty.

It is also known for being a popular brand of ice cream for people to make, brandishing it as a popular homemade ice cream.

Excuse me sir, what flavor would you like again?

I would enjoy a scoop of Mint Chocolate Chip please.

by The Shady Slickster July 1, 2009