punching the clown

Yet another term describing male masturbation.

Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

ass-clown

When a person acts like an asshole AND a clown at the same time.

You are such an ass-clown.

by Entries may be edited March 7, 2008

clown nigga

McDonald's, McDonald's worker, a friend, a foolish nigga.

1. WHADDUP MA CLOWN NIGGA!?

2. He a damn clown nigga.

by clown niggaz January 20, 2008

Clown House

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.

There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.

by No Amnesty June 20, 2007

boxing the clown

The act or art of manual stimulation of your own, not another's, hang-down.

I sat at home last night with the Sears catalog, boxing the clown till I was raw.

by Tunis August 27, 2003

clown smile

The act of performing oral sex on a woman who is menstruating. The blood on the mouth of the person doing it looks like a big red clown mouth.

Bob went down on Trudy and came up wearing a clown smile.

by A. Walton September 30, 2005

Douche Clown

When describing a person as douche bag just isn't enough. This special person takes the act of douche baggery to another level.

"Wow. That freakin' douche clown over there is literally cock-blocking this entire bar"

"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"

"Good call douche clown"

by ClearCause January 17, 2008