GAINS O clock

TIME TO GET YOUR ASS UP AND LIFT

YO WHAT TIME IS IT?! ITS FUCKING GAINS O CLOCK .

by ffrey421 December 24, 2019

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

Cock-O-Clock

Verb// When it's that time to give your ol lady that good good sex.

Or a woman ready to go out a find a lil some some

Her-Honey, what time is it? Him-It's Cock-O-Clock baby!!!

2 women in talking- Girl friend it's about Cock-O-Clock up in here, i been havin a dry spell lets go find a man!

by McKhaos! December 10, 2022

clock factory worker

A person who works in a clock factory. I’m not sure why you need a definition of this, as it is fairly self-explanatory.

“Well, I’m off to the clock factory! The address is tinyurl.com/y69ayyto” said Ozzy, the clock factory worker.

by ozzy.from.survivor July 23, 2020

what up with the clock?

A saying for asking what time it is or asking what someones plans are for the rest of the day.

Ex. 1
Ryan: I don't got my watch on me, do you know what with the clock?

Oscar: Yeah no problem, its 5:41.

Ex. 2
John: Yo Matt, what up with the clock?

Matt: Not much, just got some homework.

by DuhClock March 17, 2023

desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.

by Garydog November 18, 2021

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020