crackered

Upon smoking marijuana, certain individuals can become 'crackered'. Acting overly foolish and downright annoying as hell. Crackered people dont know when to keep their cool and should be beaten with heavy sacks of potatoes.

Derek: Dre, you're fuckin crackered right now!
Dre: *stops chewing on hat* huh?
Chris: fuck dre.....

by bubbagump September 21, 2008

Cracker Dance

The dance you have to do at work to satisfy customers/managers and to get those fat tips.

MY manager is so demanding, i always have to do a serious cracker dance to get him of my case.

by Poppa Midnight August 23, 2010

Cracker McWhitebread

A pasty-ass suburbanite who thinks he/she is all hip and ghetto and is always throwing around some poorly-phrased slang to try to look edgy.

Look at Cracker McWhitebread with his shorts around his ass while he's shopping in JC Penny for suit separates.

by Fast Eddie, KOS April 14, 2012

Cracker crumbs

Equivalent in meaning as white trash.

Also a verb when a white person acts trashy

I don't mess with those cracker crumbs.

Man, he be cracker crumbing.

by GroundLife February 5, 2017

crackerbarreled

To be fired for no apparent reason after many years of faithful service...and on your spouse's Birthday.

Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.

by JusticeforBrad'sWife July 5, 2017

cracker

A salty snack everyone likes to eat with their soup. They are often served at restaurants.
Day are yummy.
A shorter description is Brady Grove

I love me some salty crackers especially at cracker barrel.

by HOIIIIAAA October 29, 2018

cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020