A Chinese moustache is a great companion for a Chinese man. Chinese moustache is also called Mustachio for short.
by Chinese Mustachio November 29, 2013
Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.
Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"
Everybody "Thats kind of gross."
Everybody "Thats kind of gross."
by Monmouth February 19, 2008
A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.
me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.
some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.
me: You're making me blush.
some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.
me: You're making me blush.
by Hazletard-in-Chief May 31, 2011
by omono June 02, 2007
when you slit the corners of a persons mouth then stab them in the thigh so they're mouth opens wide and their smile stretches back to their jaw.
by Jfler September 03, 2007
by Limp Noodle March 24, 2004
by Doctor Trump March 19, 2020