A Chinese moustache is a great companion for a Chinese man. Chinese moustache is also called Mustachio for short.
by Chinese Mustachio November 29, 2013

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.
Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"
Everybody "Thats kind of gross."
Everybody "Thats kind of gross."
by Monmouth December 9, 2008

A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.
me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.
some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.
me: You're making me blush.
some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.
me: You're making me blush.
by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

by omono June 23, 2007

when you slit the corners of a persons mouth then stab them in the thigh so they're mouth opens wide and their smile stretches back to their jaw.
by Jfler September 13, 2007

by Doctor Trump March 18, 2020

by Limp Noodle March 24, 2004
