chinese mustache

A Chinese moustache is a great companion for a Chinese man. Chinese moustache is also called Mustachio for short.

The Chinese man loved his Mustachio.

Yeah, He has a cool Chinese Mustache

by Chinese Mustachio November 29, 2013

chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

by Monmouth December 9, 2008

Chinese swing

A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.

me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.

some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.

me: You're making me blush.

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

chinese laundry

the porn hotline for chinese people

Kelly called the chinese laundry and toby answered

by omono June 23, 2007

chinese smile

when you slit the corners of a persons mouth then stab them in the thigh so they're mouth opens wide and their smile stretches back to their jaw.

I'll fuckin give you a chinese smile

by Jfler September 13, 2007

Chinese Disease

The correct term for Coronavirus or Covid-19.

I just got the Chinese Disease when I went to Wuhan, China.

by Doctor Trump March 18, 2020

chinese white

1.) the type of heroin kurt cobain was addicted to

2.) good nickname for a drugged up towny

hey look, its chinese white! she's fuckin mingin

by Limp Noodle March 24, 2004