A Jackie Chan movie is slang for watching a porno.
Ex:
Steve: Wanna watch a Jackie Chan movie?
Greg: Like Rush Hour 2?
Steve: Nah man like back door sluts 9!
Greg: Jackie Chan is in that?
Steve: Nah man I just call em' Jackie Chan movies because they kick ass man!
Greg: 😂😂😂
Ex:
Steve: Wanna watch a Jackie Chan movie?
Greg: Like Rush Hour 2?
Steve: Nah man like back door sluts 9!
Greg: Jackie Chan is in that?
Steve: Nah man I just call em' Jackie Chan movies because they kick ass man!
Greg: 😂😂😂
by Gregoryhotchkiss January 7, 2017
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Thy Vincent shall not be dissed. Thy Vincent shall always be missed. Thy Vincent will always reign strong. Thy Vincent is not a mong.
Thy Vincent shall not be dissed. Thy Vincent shall always be missed. Thy Vincent will always reign strong. Thy Vincent is not a mong.
by BambinoGG May 4, 2019
Get the Vincent Chan mug.An event with a 2% chance of happening, or any event which is rare or unlikely to occur.
Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).
Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).
Andrew: My boy is dead set on having his wedding outside next month. You think it's gonna rain??
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.
Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.
Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!
by teachmrj June 20, 2019
Get the Milk chance mug.you:hey Derick Chan why did you steal my car
Derick Chan:oh so sorry here have money and the car back
you:thanks
Derick Chan:oh so sorry here have money and the car back
you:thanks
by temmieflakes69 June 23, 2019
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famous for stolen dance and flashed junk mind
famous for stolen dance and flashed junk mind
by genericuser3301 November 25, 2019
Get the milky chance mug.Ron: “Hey I saw this video last night where Uzaki Chan gave Paizuri and had cum all over her big tits”
Don: “I saw the same video! It has to be illegal for a girl that short to have those massive L-cup tits!”
Don: “I saw the same video! It has to be illegal for a girl that short to have those massive L-cup tits!”
by It’sDecembuary May 31, 2022
Get the uzaki chan mug.An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.
Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?
Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.
Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.
by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017
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