Carl Vasiljev

gooner

stop being a carl vasiljev

by anonymous August 19, 2025

The Carl Manoeuvre

When a girl puts ice in her mouth and proceeds to suck a guy's balls to cool him down

"Oh no, Oscar is dying of heatstroke! Where is the ice!? We need to do the Carl manoeuvre on him!"

by Valderion June 13, 2023

Carl

Carl is a carl

Carl is also physic

by Shorkissea June 4, 2022

Carl-Filip

He is Him.

PS. Has a big cock.

Girl1: Omg is that Carl-Filip?

Girl2: No. That is Him.
Girl1: I bet he has a big cock.

by Thewall7983 January 3, 2025

Hot Carl

Receiving a blow job while taking a hot, steamy dump.

Anyone who truly loves you would relish the opportunity to give you a hot Carl.
The hot Carl is the ultimate act of saying, "I love you".

by Elove knows October 12, 2021

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

Big Carl

A) A tuba but bigger
B) Weight-loss company
C) A car that won't fit in my garage
D) That baby that's always crying on the airplane.

Me and my brother play the Big Carl for our school band.

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024