Captain Fatbelly

The coolest captain there ever was. Ja'Crispy is his sidekick, along with Tony Gunk, and Ferret Man. More at Joe Gatto, Sal Vulcano, Brian Quinn, and James Murray

Help! Help! somebody save the cannolis!
Nothing to fear, Captain Fatbelly is here! (to eat the cannolis)!

by Queen Penguin February 11, 2018

Captain Pervatron

A person who is very good at perving at women

Wow, your really are captain Pervatron....

by KrankyThumbs April 25, 2016

Captain Gundam

Thechibi gundamof SD Gundam Force and protecter of Neotopia. He has a re-equipring that permits him to transform from civillian mode to combat mode. He's kinda stiff and doesn't understand emotions. He has a souldrive and is Shute's best friend. He has recieved special dispensation to use firearms in the protection of Neotopia and suggests that the enemy lay down their weapons and whithdrawl at once.

This is Captain Gundam! He's my best friend.

by Dogman November 30, 2003

Captain Birdseye

A lesbian boss at work.

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

by poosnackadoo June 18, 2013

Captain Stubs

N. term of endearment for a person with half fingers, or with disfigured fingertips

Dude, Captain Stubs can play one mean alto sax thanks to his stub fingers!

by Wicks July 12, 2007

captain crunching

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

by mr potter March 11, 2010

Captain Obvious

Best friends with sergeant sarcasm and colonel comeback.

captain obvious blah blah blah

by NinjaCookies33 June 5, 2013