Canada's history

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."

Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."

by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.

by johnsteck February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.

I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.

by missingyes February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The original Canada's History was the title of the show put on for Idi Amin's Grandfather's State visit to Canada, featuring The Aristocrats, Our Gang, Fatty Arbuckle, and a moose.

!@#$^% Canada's History *&%#@$#$%!!??!!!

by cl8^P February 8, 2010

Canada's History

A super beaver( OR a super vagina)

Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?

by Nicaraguan Thunder February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."

That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness

Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.

by DA-U February 4, 2010