Boring Bill

The male counterpart of a Plain Jane.

Person A: "Hey man, don't ask Tommy to do nothing, he never wants to do anything outside of work."
Person B: "So he's a real Boring Bill, huh?"

by MarshmallowKing December 17, 2022

Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters

With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.

by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024

Nebraska Boring

Something even more tedious than just boring.

Bob isn't just a boring person, he is a Nebraska Boring person.

by IntergalactalEnergy January 22, 2023

You’ve become really boring lately

Jewish UrbanDictionary editors, I’m talking about you guys.

You’ve become really boring lately

by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023

bored

me right now god help me i want to die

"help me i am going to die of bored

by poggerers April 29, 2021

im bored

Me too, buddy. Me too.

Jonathan said, "I'm bored!" Susie said, replying to Jonathan, "Then find something to do other than looking up definitions on the Urban Dictionary until it bores you!" 'Im bored' means that you are bored and should find something to do.

by Daniel Funnds (fake name) October 1, 2025

Bored Panda

A website with low quality articles that consist mostly of screenshots from Reddit.com and a few filler words. Also a website that censors every single word that resembles a cuss word in the slightest.

Person 1: "Check out the Bored Panda article I send you"
Person 2: "I'll just look at the original post from Reddit"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023