bust a benjamin 

Fork over the $$, especially when it's earned, don't be so tight-assed, stingy - SHARE!! You're in business for yourself, and someone just keeps you hanging and won't spend any, but feels perfectly justified wasting your time.

Dude, bust a benjamin (stop wasting my time), will ya???

bust a benjamin by Sunshine2006 August 8, 2006

Dirty Benjamin 

A man who’s gets Bitches but always gets friend zoned and just ends up being a fuck boy

She just said she wants to be friends he’s gonna pull a dirty Benjamin

Dirty Benjamin by Kitty cat daddy November 23, 2021

Dirty Benjamin 

After taking a giant wet shit wipe your ass with a $100 bill and slap your ex wife in the face with her alimony Money.

After eating a soggy burrito Logan gave his ex wife a partial alimony payment in the form of a Dirty Benjamin.

Dirty Benjamin by Order I’ll hustle July 15, 2022

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

Dirty Benjamin 

When Literally is everything going wrong but you manage to get away without a Scratch because you’ve thrown someone else under the bus

I accidentally tripped over the bride at her own wedding and she fell into the cake!! Fortunately I pulled a “Dirty Benjamin” and blamed it on the weird kid next to me!!

Dirty Benjamin by AstarothnR June 15, 2020

Aiden Robert Benjamin David 

The coolest guy on the planet. He gots a cute gf and some cool friends. Mans solos teams on Cod, R6, Overwatch, and claps on smash bros.

Ultimate gamer fr

“Man is an ultimate Aiden Robert Benjamin David with that play ong”

Aiden Robert Benjamin David by BiGuy? February 17, 2021

Break Your Benjamin 

A derogatory phrase, used to denote an annoying action, meaning that you will break someone's ___ (Leave recipient to ponder the true meaning)

"I strongly dislike you therefore, I'm gonna to break your benjamin."

OR

"If you don't stop talking I'm going to break your benjamin"

Break Your Benjamin by BjmF50 February 3, 2010