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Beaver shit

When a beaver takes a shit. People describe this smell as: beaver feet, old people’s fart, rotting cheese, or printer paper.
Oh shit! That beaver shit smells nasty!

Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.

My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
by msmaddiesiegel@gmail.com January 18, 2019
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Beaver Pond

You have to have three or more to go to the beaver pond. It’s a group event.
by AIDSAID April 5, 2019
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beaver tickler

I used my beaver tickler to make her moan.
by surferjoe413 April 10, 2019
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beaver den

(noun) 1. The female version of a man cave; alternative term for she shed 2. A colloquial term used to describe a room or other location that is used as a place to relax and recharge or otherwise perform leisure activities, usually apart from the other inhabitants of the home.

Loosely deriving its name from the American idiom “busy as a beaver,” beaver dens are necessary areas of refuge for hard-working individuals that take on a lot of roles and who often put the needs of others above their own and are therefore susceptible to burnout. Beaver dens are most effective when visited regularly and adorned in a way that is pleasing to the main occupant. While the person to which the beaver den belongs may invite others into it at their own discretion, it is imperative that they be permitted to occupy it in solitude as well to remain in touch with their personal identity separate from any other titles they might possess.
I went home on spring break and found a new flat screen TV, crafting supplies and a wine fridge in my room; it turns out my mom turned it into her beaver den and I’m sleeping in the guest room.
by castorandpollux April 7, 2020
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Beaverdale Bootylick

A rim-job given while in a public alleyway somewhere in the slums of Beaverdale. During the Bootylick, deadly bacteria from a homeless mans mouth will infest the anal region, and kill the recipient within 72 hours.
Did you hear about Dave? He got put in the ICU after receiving a Beaverdale Bootylick behind the Price Chopper.
by Thicc nugg December 17, 2020
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Beaver Honey

A sticky light golden liquid produced in the honey glands of canadian beavers by fermenting wood chips. It's basically animal resin.
You all get a shipment of Beaver Honey
by TheOneSin September 16, 2021
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Beaver Spotting

The act of making an excuse to leave company to go throw up, usually after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

This can also be used as a code as to what colour the vomit produced was.
“Where did Maik go?” “He went Beaver Spotting about 10 minutes ago, I think he found a green one
by Little_Digital September 19, 2021
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